I originally wrote this on Sunday, June 10th…
Lets look at why I am about tolose my first fantasy baseball matchup of the year. Here were my pitchers for
last night. In this league, a typical quality start will get you 15 points, add
10 if the pitcher gets a win.
Jason Marquis: 1.2 IP, 4H, 3BB, 6R, (2ER): -1.2 pts.
Tim Hudson: 2.0 IP, 5H, 2BB, 5ER: -3.5 pts.
Francisco Cordero: .2IP, 5H, 1BB, 4ER: -4.7 pts.

Also, keep in mind that Marquis and Hudson were facing each other, so I’m
expecting at least one of them to get the 10-pt win. And, as if it couldn’t get
any worse, Hudson was removed because he was hit in the leg by a grounder.
These three guys typically combine for 40 points on an ok day. This time they
gave me -9.5.

I don’t care about Marquis and Hudson. But I’m worried about Cordero, big time.
The dude proved that he has a fragile mindset last year. Prior to last night’s
outing, he was hotter than the sun; 0.36 ERA, 23 straight saves, 35 K’s in 24.2
IP. Now, he’s probably going to fall faster than a ship from heaven. To his
credit, it was like Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events. He had 2
outs, and Brad Wilkerson hit a 2-out single. Ramon Vazquez walked, Gerald Laird
hit an RBI single. No biggie, Brewers are still up 3-1. Kenny Lofton hits
another RBI single. Marlon Byrd, (again), hit another RBI single. So now it’s
3-3. We’ve already quadrupled Cordero’s ERA. Then another Michael Young
single to win the game. Do you remember when we
last talked about Francisco, and we said that, of 12 given batters, one
will get a hit and another will walk, and the remaining 10 will make outs? So
do you see how insane this is? A straight-up meltdown of epic
proportions.

I’ll be publishing a fellow-up in a minute…

Mr. Burnett,

I would like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize to you, on behalf of BHGM and all associated parties, for all libelous claims made prior. We have no excuses, other than to say that at the time of these claims, we were deceived by your career-high 12 wins in 2005. We were upset that you had only started 30+ games once in your then five-year career as a starter, and reacted rashly. It now appears that you are no longer "clowning around," and that Mr. Ricciardi didn’t make an $11 million a year mistake when he signed you.

Personally, I have been impressed with your performance in your last seven games. You have brought your ERA down a full point and a half to around 4. Meanwhile, you have struck out 72 batters in just 52 innings. I believe that at this point it is obvious to even the most casual observer that you have truly "stepped up your game" and I commend you. While these stats have not necessarily translated into wins for your team, you have turned in quality starts on all occasions but one. And for $350,000 a start, that’s really all we can ask.

However, there still remains the question of your start to the season. Your first six starts contrast strongly with your last seven. During the aforementioned starts, you posted a 5.46 ERA and struck out only 26 batters in 33 innings. I am also concerned about the abundance of home runs that you seem to be serving up. So far this year, 14 guys have "jerked you out of the yard". In the future, I would like to see you improve these numbers. Additionally, a reversion back to your early-season form will result in immediate rescindment of this letter.

Please accept my sincerest regrets for our previous comments.

Good luck!

Sincerely,
Reid Smith
Editor-in-Chief

Hey guys. I’m out of town right now on a spur of the moment trip. In fact, I’m in Cincinnati with my grandfather, who explained that "the Reds are so bad, I don’t even watch them anymore." And it’s true. We talked about this at length in our previous post. Since then, the Cardinals have dropped to only 2 games up on the still last place Reds. And Pittsburgh is now in 2nd place in the division. They are 23-30.

Here’s something I’ve noticed lately. What about these hitting streaks? So far this year, we’ve had Torii Hunter go 23 games. Freaking A-Rod was on an 18-game tear. Brandon Philips; 22. Randy Winn; 20. Aaron Rowand; 16. Currently, Kevin Youkilis has a 22-game hitting streak, and just snapped a 9-game multi-hit streak, the 6th longest in the last 50 years. Ichiro is at a Seattle-record 24 games. Furcal just ended a 15-gamer. There have always been hitting streaks in baseball. But I don’t remember them being this long. Thoughts?

I also wanted to comment on a comment that BigFoote made in the Chat box. He said not to get discouraged about the lack of comments. He thinks he’s the only reader. Well… sadly enough, that’s not the case. I risk offending you here, BigFoote, but that’s not my intent. I do appreciate you, loyal reader. But BHGM has been around for 2 years. In fact, the site usually, (on a typical, ok day) gets about 400 hits or so. By my estimate, there are at least 30-40 regular readers, from what I’ve seen of direct referrals and return visitors from the hit counters. And those are people that come check out the site almost every day. There are at least 15 subscribers to RSS feeds that automatically go to the site whenever a new post is made. So, you guys are out there – you’re just not making any noise. I know you have to register to make comments on this blog, but that’s why I have the Chatbox to your left – no registration required! Make good use of that tool. Or, do as Monkeypunch did.

‘Monkeypunch’ made a quality comment on the Mariner’s Payroll post. Now, I’ll talk about your comment in full when I get home, but for now, let me point out some important things. You mention that Beltre is coming back, he just needs to adjust his mechanics. You’re wrong. Beltre had one good year. Like I said, the Mariners have you believing that these players are better than they really are. You can etch this in stone or carve it in wood – Adrian Beltre will never win another HR crown. Right now, his .280 batting average is higher than every season except 2004 and 2000. He is on pace to hit 29 HR’s – more than any other season ever, with the exception of 2004. I don’t believe he will ever hit more than 30 home runs. However, that was the only logical hole in your post, for the most part. I think you may have misunderstood my main point – that the Mariners have overpayed for these guys. Richie Sexson is not a bad guy to have on your team. But you shouldn’t be paying him $15.5 million. You also conceeded that the Weaver deal was ‘****.’ So why would you pay him almost $10 million? Give him a small base salary wih incentives, or let another team take the one-year risk, and offer him $15 million – an amount he can’t refuse – when he goes into free agency, as no team would ever give him more than a one-year. Anyway, we’ll talk more when I get home. But keep up the good, insightful, intelligent comments like those. Talk to you guys when I get back.

-On a short technical note: the computer I’m using right now is running Vista and Internet Explorer 7. I had some trouble viewing the site with this system. Anyone else having the same difficulties?

This is no laughing matter, folks. Avulsions are very serious problems. In fact, millions of Americans will suffer from an avulsion this year. One of those millions of people needs your help. His name is Josh Beckett, and he has an avulsion on his pitching hand. It’s so serious, in fact, that he’s headed to the Disabled List. An avulsion, by the way, is a blister.

I don’t call this guy Blister Beckett because he’s fast. Without fail, he develops a blister on his pitching hand, every single year. I’m not one to rip on guys for getting hurt, (despite what you may think after our previous post,) but this is simply one of the most preventable injuries in sports. That’s not to say that if you do everything right, you will never get one – it just means that if they keep cropping up, there are certain things you can do in the future that may keep them from coming back. For example, Moises Alou pisses on his hands. This is one way to toughen your skin and prevent blister formation. I know that’s gross and all, but if you make $6.66 million a year to throw a baseball – as Joshua is – you might just want to man up, and whip it out. Now, at this point you may be saying to yourself, "but I thought he had a finger injury – I saw no mention of a blister," or, "I saw on Sportsline that he has a torn flap of skin! That sounds pretty serious." Yeah, it is serious. But the word avulsion is kind of like the word puma. An avulsion is a blister, is a torn flap of a skin, is an avulsion. A puma is a lynx, is a mountain lion, is a puma. It’s all about fear. If someone tells you, "hey hand me that shotgun, here comes a mountain lion," you might move faster than if you think you’re about to get attacked by a puma. After all, they make shoes. Just like you might have a little more sympathy for Josh if you think he’s suffering from a torn flap of skin, or an avulsion. Those sound pretty serious, after all. A blister, on the other hand – that’s something you get from working out in the yard.

As usual, I’m going to make the assumption that baseball players aren’t idiots, and they don’t want to go to the DL. So why, Josh, do you keep getting sidelined by these blisters? Pee on your hands. Clap them together after you throw, (this causes the blood to rush to your hands, decreasing the likelihood that you’ll develop a blister.) You might even have to change the way you release the ball. But figure it out, because it’s just a blister.

For the record, I’m not making fun of blisters. They hurt like heII. I went a little crazy at the cages last week and developed six deep blisters on both hands. They hurt for five days and then they go away. But no one is paying me millions of dollars a year to not get blisters. Heck, I don’t even play for a real team anymore. And better yet, now that my hands have calloused up, I don’t need to worry. Of course, if I really didn’t want a blister, I wouldn’t have taken 150 swings – again, simple preventive measures.

Anyway, I’ve seen parts of a bunch of good games lately. I just haven’t had the time to write about it, but stick around guys. We’re not going anywhere. As for the comments – thanks to BigFoote in the chat box for the compliment. RumorMill – I agree. The Blue Jays could have made some bigger improvements, but as I said originally, all they needed was a healthy team, and that should have been enough, since they did fairly well for themselves last year. Saif, I’m not sure how confident I am that the Jays can salvage anything from this year. It depends on when they get their guys back and if they’re still in contention on July 31st.

Well, like I said earlier, I’ve been sick and such, that’s why I’ve been gone. I encourage you to check out the Birthday Bash post from earlier today, it’s much better than anything you are going to read here. Now we’re going to take a look at some pitchers who at some point have been left for dead, but are actually still some of the best in the game.

How about that Francisco Cordero kid? He had a bad year last year, and he looked finished. This year? 11.1 IP, 10 saves, 19 K’s, 7 walks, 0 runs. And the dude has allowed 2 hits. I don’t understand why this isn’t a bigger story. The 7 walks show us he has little control, but still… 2 hits? The guy has faced 41 batters. That’s an average of .059. He obviously can’t stay this lights out forever, but it’s still an amazing performance.

I think it’s safe to say that Tim Hudson is back. He’s showed good command over his first six games of the season, walking only 12 batters so far in 45 innings, (I never understood how Zito and Hudson fit into the Moneyball Scheme in Oakland, where they both gave up about 80 walks a year.) He’s allowed only 7 runs. He’s 3-0, but he should be, if not 4-0, 5-0. We wrote about how Hudson got one win janked from his record two starts ago, but it happened again last night. This time, it was in reverse. In the bottom of the 8th the Braves were up to bat, score 2-2. Men on 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs, when Huddy’s spot comes up. Again, a tough spot. Do you leave your pitcher in, who has only allowed 5 men to reach base all game with 94 pitches, and hope you can score later? Or do you take him out for a guy like Brayan Pena, who’s batting average against righties is .60 lower than Hudson’s? Obviously, Cox chose to jerk Hudson for Pena, who promptly grounded out to Brett Myers, (who is still pitching in relief…). And then, of course, the Braves score 3 runs in the bottom of the 9th to take the game. So, Hudson should be 5-0, but instead he’s 3-0. We’re going to start keeping track of this.

And Roy Halladay is still the best pitcher in the game. Roy won the Cy Young in 2003, but turned in a less-than stellar year in 2004 with a 4.20 ERA, the only time besides 2000 that he finished with an ERA above 4. But people though he was a fluke. I drafted Halladay incredibly low with the 51st pick in my 2005 pay league. He is now 4-0 with an ERA of 2.28. And the thing is, he can keep that up all year. He leads MLB with 47.1 IP. He even went 10 innings for a complete game win against the Tigers – for the 2nd time in his career. This guy is hitting on all cylinders. 0.89 WHIP, 33 K’s, 7 walks. I’ve long said that he will win the Cy Young again. Well, last night he struck out 8, allowed just 5 hits, and went the full 9 innings for the win. After that, Jay’s manager Jay Gibbons said, "he’s a security blanket… He saves bullpens, he continues winning streaks, stops losing streaks, and thats how you get things going." That’s probably one of the best compliments you can get as a pitcher. And it’s true. Halladay is one of only a few starters in the league that can actually make a huge impact on the team as a whole. You’ve got Santana, maybe Chris Carpenter, Roy Oswalt, and Halladay, that’s about it.

Finally, Jake Peavy is another comeback story. The kid looked to have lost it last year, going with a 4.09 ERA. But this year he’s started solid, with a 2.06 ERA and 46 K’s in 39.1 IP. He’s 3-1. It’s tough to get wins on a team as bad as the Padres, (in his two no-decisions, he allowed a combined 1 run in 14 innings against Colorado and Arizona,) but he’ll manage to put together a good year if he keeps this up.

I want to see someone get 300 K’s in a year. Randy Johnson got 290 in that oh-so-memorable year of 2004, where, as you might recall, he pitched 245 innings, (2nd place,) with an ERA of 2.60 (1st place among starters,) a WHIP of .90, (1st among starters,) those 290 K’s, (1st place,) and an OBA of .241 (1st among starters.) He made 35 starts, so you’re thinking, wow, dude most have gone like, 25-2 or something, right? Sadly, that was not the case. Johnson played for the crummy Diamondbacks that year, and he went just 16-14. He even missed out on the Cy Young award, which went to Roger Clemens. That’s pretty awful.

And now for a guy who isn’t doing so hot. Mark Redman, who now pitches for the Braves. Have you ever noticed that every time you look around, this guy is on a new team? That’s because it’s true. In 1999, Redman pitched 12 innings for the Twins and was welcomed back again in 2000. That was the only time he has ever pitched for the same team two years in a row. Now he’s in Atlanta with a 10.13 ERA and no wins. There’s talk that if he gets kicked around again tonight, he’ll lose his spot in the rotation… I don’t know about that. If the Braves had another option for their #4 spot, they probably would’ve put him in already. They’ve got Chuck James in the 3 spot, and Kyle Davies in #5. They don’t have anyone better. Mike Hampton has been on the DL since about this time two years ago. Maybe they will just come up with some bizarro rotation where Tim Hudson and John Smoltz pitch on three days of rest. I could definitely see that happening. And I would be all for it. Because seriously, how often do the Braves make a big mid-season trade? They just bring up guys from the minors that somehow fit right in.

Well that’s all for now. Don’t expect anything big for the next week or so. Finals are over on the 9th, so we’ve got that to look forward to…